What I did on my springtime weekend...

This weekend went as follows:

Friday...

• Frozenbarbie.com broke.
• Teenagers went to a movie.
• Teenagers slept on the couch.

• Teenagers woke up.
• Breakfast.
• Pixi tried pancakes.
• Loved them.
• It's hot outside.
• "Let's go to the park!" says me.
• Drinks, toys, and entertainment is packed.
• Dandelion puff picking happens on the way.
• Teenagers attempt to kill each other with puffs.
• See a pink tree.
• Teenagers climb pink tree.
• Photos are taken.
• Teenagers decorate me in pink flowers from the pink tree.
• Get settled under pink tree.
• Teenagers lay together, drawing and giggling at Dane Cook.
• I silently meditate and enjoy every ounce of my surroundings.
• Teenagers get bored and roll down hills.
• Teenagers see a squirrel.
• Teenagers want to play on the swings.
• Teenagers notice a used rubber on the way to the swings.
• Teenagers swing and play Tic Tac Toe.
• I leave teenagers to go concur my fear of one certain area of the park.
• As I get closer to said area, I have a panic attack.
• I turn around and rejoin teenagers.
• Mission failed.
• Teenagers and I return to the pink tree.
• More drawing, giggling and meditating happens.
• One teenager (Bean) does cartwheels in the sun while the other looks at her like she's fruity.
• Teenagers pack up and we head home.
• On the way home, we look for Stalker Truck.
• Mission failed.
• Once home, we all eat bacteria infested food and love it.
• Teenagers play Guitar Hero.
• One teenager goes home.
• The other stays.
• She lives here.
• I realize just how much I love those girls.

• Wake up.
• "Wanna go to Value City?" says Dee.
• Get ready, get in van, on the way.
• Get to Value City after a 45 minute drive.
• Value City is closed.
• Like, out of business kind of closed.
• "Wanna eat?" says Vic.
• Drive another 30 minutes.
• Get lost.
• Find place.
• They're closed.
• Drive another 45 minutes.
• Get lost.
• Find place.
• Get out of van.
• "Fuck, it's cold." says Bean and me.
• Get back in van.
• Eat the best fucking food ever while in van.
• Ordered more food for later.
• Went home.
• Gave Pixi some pie.

• Frozenbarbie.com is still broken.
• Ordered tickets to see Harry and the Potters.
• Redirected Frozenbarbie.com to the Vox group.
• Ate leftover awesome food.
• Watched Tivo.
• Realized I haven't been this happy in three years.